chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
  • me: why does no one like me
  • person: i like you'
  • me: thanks
  • me: why does no one like me
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erotica-noir:

popitfadatnigga:

i have to make sure my kids love their skin, because i can’t have them walking through life wanting to bleach themselves.

you gone love that dark chocolate & make the boys (& girls) fall in love.

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therealleaah:

Xo
imanisigourney:

†
zarialinton:

allthingstaylormade:

sensxal-bliss:

zarialinton:

What real love looks like.

omg this is so cute

Why are y’all reblogging this like its okay to say bae. Ugh

stop fuckin hatin bitch ^

sherlockismysuicidenote:

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

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this was his response 

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WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK

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wasteful-lust:

too fucking funny
mmmchild:

seduece:

heartless:

I CAN’T I CAN’T I CAN’T

IM SO FUCKING PISSED WHAT THE HELL

HE’S SO STUPID I CAN’T EVEN
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